Rick and Morty [hurt/heal]

[womblemuppet]

With season 4 on the horizon, lets play Hurt / heal with Rick and Morty Episodes! Each day you may choose to HEAL up to 3 episodes (splitting +3 points) and HURT one episode (-3 points). Any episode that gets reduced to 0 points is sent to the death realm and is no longer in the running towards becoming Americas next top model.

The game will last 2 weeks to prevent it dragging on. End date OCT 10th

Here's a nifty memory-jogger for some of the episodes but not others:
[S1 E1] "Pilot"
[S1 E2] "Lawnmower Dog" (also scary terry, morty craps his pants)
[S1 E3] "Anatomy Park" (also Jerry has an awkward christmas)
[S1 E4] "M. Night Shaym-Aliens" (Aliens try to get concentrated dark matter, jerry gets promoted)
[S1 E5] "Meeseeks and Destroy" (also the jack and the beanstalk episode)
[S1 E6] "Rick Potion #9" (cronenberg episode)
[S1 E7] "Raising Gazorpazorp"
[S1 E8] "Rixty Minutes" (interdimensional cable I)
[S1 E9] "Something Ricked This Way Comes" (shop run by the Devil, plutonians)
[S1 E10] "Close Rickcounters of the Rick Kind" (council of ricks, doofus rick)
[S1 E11] "Ricksy Business" (titanic episode, Abradolf Lincler)
[S2 E1] "A Rickle in Time" (timelines episode, beth and jerry hit deer with car)
[S2 E2] "Mortynight Run" (fart, jerry daycare centre, krombopulous michael, blips and chitz)
[S2 E3] "Auto Erotic Assimilation" (unity, slug monster in basement)
[S2 E4] "Total Rickall" (memory parasites episode)
[S2 E5] "Get Schwifty" 
[S2 E6] "The Ricks Must Be Crazy" (keep summer safe, miniature universes)
[S2 E7] "Big Trouble In Little Sanchez" (tiny rick, couples counseling)
[S2 E8] "Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate" (also jerry gets treated at alien hospital)
[S2 E9] "Look who's purging now"
[S2 E10] "The Wedding Squanchers"
[S3 E1] "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
[S3 E2] "Rickmancing the Stone" (mad max episode)
[S3 E3] "Pickle Rick" (therapy episode, Jaguar)
[S3 E4] "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender"
[S3 E5] "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy" (also Summer uses growth machine to get big boobs)
[S3 E6] "Rest and Ricklaxation" (negative personality Rick and Morty)
[S3 E7] "The Ricklantis Mixup" (Rick and Morty World with Evil Morty)
[S3 E8] "Morty's Mind Blowers" 
[S3 E9] "The ABC's of Beth" (Froopyland, hawt 3 boobed alien gets it on with jerry)
[S3 E10] "The Rickchurian Mortydate" (President vs Morty, family goes into hiding)

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Wikipedia links:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_and_Morty_(season_1)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_and_Morty_(season_2)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_and_Morty_(season_3)
(if you don't know what to hurt to start off with then just help me kill off the pilot)

Lets start at 5 points each, copy this list from the person above and add your points in brackets:

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2   [S1 E1] "Pilot"        (HURT -3) obviously not at the same standard as the actual episodes so I'll start here.       

5   [S1 E2] "Lawnmower Dog"
5   [S1 E3] "Anatomy Park"
5   [S1 E4] "M. Night Shaym-Aliens"
5   [S1 E5] "Meeseeks and Destroy"
5   [S1 E6] "Rick Potion #9" 
5   [S1 E7] "Raising Gazorpazorp"
5   [S1 E8] "Rixty Minutes"
5   [S1 E9] "Something Ricked This Way Comes"
5   [S1 E10] "Close Rickcounters of the Rick Kind"
5   [S1 E11] "Ricksy Business"
5   [S2 E1] "A Rickle in Time"
5   [S2 E2] "Mortynight Run"
5   [S2 E3] "Auto Erotic Assimilation"
5   [S2 E4] "Total Rickall"
5   [S2 E5] "Get Schwifty"
5   [S2 E6] "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
5   [S2 E7] "Big Trouble In Little Sanchez"
5   [S2 E8] "Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate"

5   [S2 E9] "Look who's purging now"

5   [S2 E10] "The Wedding Squanchers"
5   [S3 E1] "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
5   [S3 E2] "Rickmancing the Stone"
5   [S3 E3] "Pickle Rick"
5   [S3 E4] "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender" 
5   [S3 E5] "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"
5   [S3 E6] "Rest and Ricklaxation"
5   [S3 E7] "The Ricklantis Mixup"
8   [S3 E8] "Morty's Mind Blowers"      (HEAL +3) Similar for me to the first Interdimensional Cable ep, but better because there's no stupid 'improv tone'
5   [S3 E9] "The ABC's of Beth"
5   [S3 E10] "The Rickchurian Mortydate"

[NZs no.3]

Great idea.


2   [S1 E1] "Pilot"
5   [S1 E2] "Lawnmower Dog"
5   [S1 E3] "Anatomy Park"
5   [S1 E4] "M. Night Shaym-Aliens"
5   [S1 E5] "Meeseeks and Destroy"
8   [S1 E6] "Rick Potion #9" (HEAL +3) Just an all round great ep.
5   [S1 E7] "Raising Gazorpazorp"
5   [S1 E8] "Rixty Minutes"
5   [S1 E9] "Something Ricked This Way Comes"
5   [S1 E10] "Close Rickcounters of the Rick Kind"
5   [S1 E11] "Ricksy Business"
5   [S2 E1] "A Rickle in Time"
5   [S2 E2] "Mortynight Run"
5   [S2 E3] "Auto Erotic Assimilation"
5   [S2 E4] "Total Rickall"
5   [S2 E5] "Get Schwifty"
5   [S2 E6] "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
5   [S2 E7] "Big Trouble In Little Sanchez"
5   [S2 E8] "Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate"
5   [S2 E9] "Look who's purging now"
5   [S2 E10] "The Wedding Squanchers"
5   [S3 E1] "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
5   [S3 E2] "Rickmancing the Stone"
5   [S3 E3] "Pickle Rick"
5   [S3 E4] "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender"
5   [S3 E5] "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"
5   [S3 E6] "Rest and Ricklaxation"
5   [S3 E7] "The Ricklantis Mixup"
8   [S3 E8] "Morty's Mind Blowers"
2  [S3 E9] "The ABC's of Beth" (HURT -3) Just eh.
5   [S3 E10] "The Rickchurian Mortydate"

[taco]

3   [S1 E1] "Pilot" heal+1 I liked this what are you talking about
6   [S1 E2] "Lawnmower Dog" heal +1
6   [S1 E3] "Anatomy Park" heal +1
5   [S1 E4] "M. Night Shaym-Aliens"
5   [S1 E5] "Meeseeks and Destroy"
8   [S1 E6] "Rick Potion #9"
5   [S1 E7] "Raising Gazorpazorp"
5   [S1 E8] "Rixty Minutes"
5   [S1 E9] "Something Ricked This Way Comes"
5   [S1 E10] "Close Rickcounters of the Rick Kind"
5   [S1 E11] "Ricksy Business"
5   [S2 E1] "A Rickle in Time"
5   [S2 E2] "Mortynight Run"
5   [S2 E3] "Auto Erotic Assimilation"
5   [S2 E4] "Total Rickall"
5   [S2 E5] "Get Schwifty"
5   [S2 E6] "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
5   [S2 E7] "Big Trouble In Little Sanchez"
5   [S2 E8] "Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate"
5   [S2 E9] "Look who's purging now"
5   [S2 E10] "The Wedding Squanchers"
5   [S3 E1] "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
5   [S3 E2] "Rickmancing the Stone"
2   [S3 E3] "Pickle Rick" Hurt -3 this was the show revelling in promoting Rick to a fickle god with absolute power, not a flawed human with superpower knowledge. Actually edgy Tony Stark get fucked
5   [S3 E4] "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender"
5   [S3 E5] "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"
5   [S3 E6] "Rest and Ricklaxation"
5   [S3 E7] "The Ricklantis Mixup"
8   [S3 E8] "Morty's Mind Blowers"
2  [S3 E9] "The ABC's of Beth"
5   [S3 E10] "The Rickchurian Mortydate"

[womblemuppet]

3   [S1 E1] "Pilot"
7   [S1 E2] "Lawnmower Dog" (Heal +1) spreading the love
6   [S1 E3] "Anatomy Park"
5   [S1 E4] "M. Night Shaym-Aliens"
5   [S1 E5] "Meeseeks and Destroy"
8   [S1 E6] "Rick Potion #9"
5   [S1 E7] "Raising Gazorpazorp"
5   [S1 E8] "Rixty Minutes"
6   [S1 E9] "Something Ricked This Way Comes" (Heal +1)
5   [S1 E10] "Close Rickcounters of the Rick Kind"
5   [S1 E11] "Ricksy Business"
5   [S2 E1] "A Rickle in Time"
5   [S2 E2] "Mortynight Run"
5   [S2 E3] "Auto Erotic Assimilation"
6   [S2 E4] "Total Rickall" (Heal +1)
5   [S2 E5] "Get Schwifty"
5   [S2 E6] "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
5   [S2 E7] "Big Trouble In Little Sanchez"
5   [S2 E8] "Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate"
5   [S2 E9] "Look who's purging now"
5   [S2 E10] "The Wedding Squanchers"
5   [S3 E1] "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
5   [S3 E2] "Rickmancing the Stone"
2   [S3 E3] "Pickle Rick"
5   [S3 E4] "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender"
5   [S3 E5] "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"
5   [S3 E6] "Rest and Ricklaxation"
5   [S3 E7] "The Ricklantis Mixup"
8   [S3 E8] "Morty's Mind Blowers"
-1  [S3 E9] "The ABC's of Beth" (Hurt -3) yeah I didn't like the development for Beth and the whole episode is 'ehh'. happy for this to be the first one to go
5   [S3 E10] "The Rickchurian Mortydate"

[NZs no.3]

whats the rules on this? We can just vote again once one other person makes a post?

[Jargonion]

Read. The. Fucking. First. Post.

[Jargonion]

Hurt: Jordan

[NZs no.3]

Seems logical.

[NZs no.3]

3   [S1 E1] "Pilot"
7   [S1 E2] "Lawnmower Dog"
6   [S1 E3] "Anatomy Park"
7   [S1 E4] "M. Night Shaym-Aliens" (Heal +2) great Ep
5   [S1 E5] "Meeseeks and Destroy"
8   [S1 E6] "Rick Potion #9"
5   [S1 E7] "Raising Gazorpazorp"
5   [S1 E8] "Rixty Minutes"
6   [S1 E9] "Something Ricked This Way Comes"
6   [S1 E10] "Close Rickcounters of the Rick Kind" (Heal +1) also great ep
5   [S1 E11] "Ricksy Business"
5   [S2 E1] "A Rickle in Time"
5   [S2 E2] "Mortynight Run"
5   [S2 E3] "Auto Erotic Assimilation"
6   [S2 E4] "Total Rickall"
5   [S2 E5] "Get Schwifty"
5   [S2 E6] "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
5   [S2 E7] "Big Trouble In Little Sanchez"
5   [S2 E8] "Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate"
5   [S2 E9] "Look who's purging now"
5   [S2 E10] "The Wedding Squanchers"
5   [S3 E1] "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
5   [S3 E2] "Rickmancing the Stone"
2   [S3 E3] "Pickle Rick"
5   [S3 E4] "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender"
5   [S3 E5] "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"
5   [S3 E6] "Rest and Ricklaxation"
5   [S3 E7] "The Ricklantis Mixup"
8   [S3 E8] "Morty's Mind Blowers"
-1  [S3 E9] "The ABC's of Beth"
2   [S3 E10] "The Rickchurian Mortydate" (hurt - 3) "oh look its all back to normal again ahahahahaha" the president fight scene was cool though

[taco]

6 [S1 E1] "Pilot" heal +3 this might be the best episode
7 [S1 E2] "Lawnmower Dog"
6 [S1 E3] "Anatomy Park"
7 [S1 E4] "M. Night Shaym-Aliens" (Heal +2) great Ep
5 [S1 E5] "Meeseeks and Destroy"
8 [S1 E6] "Rick Potion #9"
5 [S1 E7] "Raising Gazorpazorp"
5 [S1 E8] "Rixty Minutes"
6 [S1 E9] "Something Ricked This Way Comes"
6 [S1 E10] "Close Rickcounters of the Rick Kind" (Heal +1) also great ep
5 [S1 E11] "Ricksy Business"
5 [S2 E1] "A Rickle in Time"
5 [S2 E2] "Mortynight Run"
5 [S2 E3] "Auto Erotic Assimilation"
6 [S2 E4] "Total Rickall"
5 [S2 E5] "Get Schwifty"
5 [S2 E6] "The Ricks Must Be Crazy"
5 [S2 E7] "Big Trouble In Little Sanchez"
5 [S2 E8] "Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate"
5 [S2 E9] "Look who's purging now"
5 [S2 E10] "The Wedding Squanchers"
5 [S3 E1] "The Rickshank Rickdemption"
5 [S3 E2] "Rickmancing the Stone"
2 [S3 E3] "Pickle Rick"
5 [S3 E4] "Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender"
5 [S3 E5] "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"
5 [S3 E6] "Rest and Ricklaxation"
5 [S3 E7] "The Ricklantis Mixup"
8 [S3 E8] "Morty's Mind Blowers"
-1 [S3 E9] "The ABC's of Beth"
-1 [S3 E10] "The Rickchurian Mortydate" hurt - 3 yeah let's make this one dead