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Sad fractured sandwiches
Posted by: crispier taco - 29-11-2018, 03:40 PM - Forum: Unrealpolitik - No Replies

This literature review is making me hungry


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*BLT may also stand for bones, ligaments, tendons

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  Tabletop Simulator
Posted by: Jargonion - 29-11-2018, 12:15 PM - Forum: Video Game Discussion - Replies (2)

Hi guys,

If you like to play games, you should get tabletop simulator. It's really neat.

You can download mods that give you virtually any tabletop game, from monopoly, to the game of life, to D&D, to munchkin, to the old pokemon board game, to mahjong, to anything you want.

It's physics based with hotkeys for things like flipping cards. There are tokens, and pens, and anything else you would need.

We can literally play anything we want together in our own server with voice chat.

Just buy it!

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  Ginger kombucha just tastes like ginger beer
Posted by: crispier taco - 24-11-2018, 10:50 AM - Forum: Everything Else - Replies (2)

why even bother right?

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  J'argon'ion Plays: Morrowind
Posted by: Jargonion - 22-11-2018, 10:29 AM - Forum: Video Game Discussion - Replies (22)

Hello,

One of us is a pleb who never got into Morrowind. I will play the game, and break it down into English so that they can feel satisfied that they experienced the game without having to play it.

Right off the bat, let me ruin this. I will be using two mods. Usually, I don't like mods and prefer vanilla over everything else, but Morrowind is vastly helped by these two.

The first mod is a multiple mark and recall mod. Mark is a spell that marks a location for teleportation. Recall sends you back to the location that you marked. In Morrowind, you only have one mark location. This is handy, but since the game has no real fast travel and plays  slowly, it's kind of annoying. There was a mod ages ago that let you set...6(?) marks. I can't find this mod any more, but there's a new one that gives you up to 12 based off of your mysticism skill, which seems lore appropriate.

The cedon mod is one for a merchant. There are two 'fences' in the game, and both have more gold than any other merchant. 

They still don't have enough.

Years ago, when I looked for a mod to increase Creeper's merchant gold, I only found one that gave him 50k. That's chump change. For the past decade, I've always resorted to making my own mod to change this. Now, I don't have a CD reader any more, so I can't install the construction kit from disk, but I did find a mod that restored the files for the Steam version.

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First mistake was installing it in the wrong folder.

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Ah, here he is.

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Used to be that you'd sell Creeper a bunch of valuable items, then come back later with a super valuable item. You'd sell him the super valuable items in exchange for his gold and any valuable items you sold him in the past, then rest to reset his gold. You'd then sell back all the valuable items one by one, resting in between sales. This cuts out all that tedious wait time.




For this run, I will play as a dark elf (lore reasons). Beyond that, anything goes. 

The story is that hundred of years ago, the dwarfs found the heart of a God in a mountain. The Nerevar (some war guy) went and cleared them out with his friends (the tribunal) and an army. The Nerevar and the Tribunal found the heart, and the Nerevar decided to destroy it. The tribunal, and the Nerevar's friend thought "fuck that" and killed him, and became Gods themselves.

The tribunal fucked off, and did their own God things.  Vivec hung out at Morrowind, suspending a meteor over the temple city built around him (after he died, the meteor hit the city and wiped out Morrowind (this is in Skyrim)), Sotha Sil went mad and built a sprawling clockwork city, and Alamexia (Neravar's wife?) had a temple built around her on the mainland.

The tribunal had to go back to the heart every now and then to renew their powers. The friend, Dagoth Ur, however, had been plotting. He harnessed the power of the heart and decided to create a plague across Morrowind, and rule it as its God, pushing out all the foreigners.

You play as the possible reincarnation of the Nerevar. Nobody knows if you are the Nerevar(ine) or not, but you're their only hope. You fuck around for ages, and eventually follow the prophecy to see whether or not you are the Nerevarine. You meet the spirits of the failed Nerevarines along the way.

The game is over once I kill Dagoth Ur, and the Tribunal. Fuck those guys.

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  Will Damian Light return to politics?
Posted by: crispier taco - 21-11-2018, 07:57 AM - Forum: Unrealpolitik - Replies (1)

How beholden to their name was United Future to forming coalitions?

If Damian Light wants to get into parliament, which (currently registered) party would he join?

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Rainbow There are 5 candidates putting their names forward for leader
Posted by: crispier taco - 18-11-2018, 09:26 PM - Forum: Unrealpolitik - Replies (5)

There'll be a TOP leadership election around about the end of this year.
You were all thinking "I thought Geoff was in charge now" or "I thought TOP was dead who cares"

Yeah well there's going to be an election and I thought that Geoff was going to be the only substantive candidate but Jessica Hammond is also making a bid:
Each gave a blurb about themselves and most posted a short video, and I have summarised these into a bad meme:
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If anyone asked me a few days ago I would have said confidently that Geoff would 100% get my vote. However I think Jessica Hammond is also a very viable contender so yeah we'll see. Plan to attend a leadership debate on soon so if I get to go I'll fill yous all in on all the hot goss

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  Dominic Raab is pathetic
Posted by: crispier taco - 16-11-2018, 11:24 AM - Forum: Unrealpolitik - No Replies

Resign in protest? It'd be more appropriate to resign in an admittance of incompetence

Since becoming brexit secretary on the 9th of July he came under scrutiny for not really understanding what was going on. He has since resigned in protest over the handling of Brexit by Theresa May, and himself??

Another dickhead politician who rode UK into the brexit iceberg cheering wildly and is now shamelessly, remorselessly furious that there aren't any good options left.

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  Maddie McCann is a utilitarian's nightmare
Posted by: crispier taco - 15-11-2018, 08:57 AM - Forum: Unrealpolitik - Replies (4)

11.6 million pounds have been spent on looking for a kid lost in 2007.
Not adjusting for inflation, this money could have been used to restore sight in 888,751 and a half eyes via Fred Hollows foundation (25NZD a pop). Surely Four hundred thousand (probably?) pairs of eyes are more important than finding one definitely dead girl

Daily Mail Australia Wrote:Last month a former detective has revealed he remains 'hopeful' that Madeleine McCann will be found alive in Portugal, where she went missing in 2007.

Former Detective Inspector Dave Edgar was hired by Kate and Gerry McCann to look into their daughter's disappearance and worked on the case for three years before it was taken over by the Met Police in 2011.

Mr Edgar believes the case is 'solvable' and maintains there are 'people out there who know what happened'.

Last year Mr Edgar claimed the kidnapper was being protected and said the disappearance was 'intricately planned by a gang of paedophiles'.
He once said he believed Madeleine was being held in an underground cell or dungeon, like the victims of Josef Fritzl.

obvious profiteer detective Edgar Wrote:'[Madeleine] could literally be anywhere in the world but my hunch is that she is in Portugal.

'The chance that she may have been smuggled out of the country without being detected is highly unlikely. There is someone in Portugal with an open knowledge of where she is and what happened.'

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  What the shit is a quince
Posted by: NZs no.3 - 14-11-2018, 08:33 PM - Forum: Everything Else - Replies (1)

I still don't know. Taco said he'd show me at least

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Rainbow have you ever seen a sexier COSY ?
Posted by: crispier taco - 14-11-2018, 03:05 PM - Forum: Everything Else - Replies (2)

It fills me with calm that the world is filled with such beauty
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  hey jargonion post a pic of the KoL doodle I got you cause im a nice person
Posted by: NZs no.3 - 13-11-2018, 06:52 PM - Forum: Everything Else - Replies (1)

Do it for the karma

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  You didn't choose a forum icon
Posted by: NZs no.3 - 13-11-2018, 06:40 PM - Forum: Everything Else - Replies (2)

Highly disappointed.

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