The Video Game Forum - Registration Agreement

We will not attempt to edit or remove content containing inappropriate, sexually orientated, abusive, hateful, slanderous, or threatening material. You are a bitch and I hate you and when I find out where you live I will intimidate your family and molest any animals that live in your house.

We will take no legal responsibility for any content on this forum, for the admin lives in a secret boat floating in international waters. He eats flotsam and seabirds and whatever fish he can catch and will never return to the land again.

By registering on this discussion system, you cede various fundamental human rights while receiving no assurances or guarantees from us. Your personal data and location will be sold to any interested buyer who will be invited to radicalise you, drone strike your family or harvest your organs at their discretion.

By creating an account at The Video Game Forum, you will be forever obligated to adhere to any and all arbitrary and potentially illegal demands. If the admin arrives at your family home with a potato sack full of dead puppies, you will weep tears of gratitude for the opportunity to bury them in your front yard. Failure to comply with these rules may result in the activation of various viruses we will put on your devices. You may also be framed as a terrorist, apostate, counterrevolutionary or child pornography vendor so to destroy your life and everything you hold dear. Your loved ones may be subject to sarin gas or acid attacks. If you delete our cookies I will consider it an insult.

By continuing with the sign up process you agree to submit your will and livelihood to The Video Game Forum, the forum to survive a thousand deaths, you are a worm but also a cog in our beautiful machine.